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squidbiscuit:

Jean Grey masturbating is “Getting off, Scott-free.”

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Can I go here pls

this is seriously my dream location to live, by the mountain and lake side fckn hell

Take me away

Can I go here pls

this is seriously my dream location to live, by the mountain and lake side fckn hell

Take me away

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kidfrightening:


Let’s give Emma Stone a warm willkommen to Broadway. The 25-year-old actress will make her Broadway debut — finally — in just under a month, stepping into the silky stockings of club singer Sally Bowles in the hit Broadway revival of Cabaret. Stone replaces Michelle Williams, who departs on Nov. 9, and will take over from Nov. 11 through Feb. 1, 2015. (x)

HOLY SHIT?????!!!!!!!

kidfrightening:

Let’s give Emma Stone a warm willkommen to Broadway. The 25-year-old actress will make her Broadway debut — finally — in just under a month, stepping into the silky stockings of club singer Sally Bowles in the hit Broadway revival of Cabaret. Stone replaces Michelle Williams, who departs on Nov. 9, and will take over from Nov. 11 through Feb. 1, 2015. (x)

HOLY SHIT?????!!!!!!!

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riker-wears-a-skant:

darkravn:

darkravn:

lagio:

Recite a poem.
Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
Do a tongue-twister.
Say something in a different language. 
Share an anecdote.
Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
Tell a joke. 
What did you have to eat today? 
Talk about something that really scares you.
Talk about something that makes you happy.
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

LEGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wanna do this. most likely tuesday or Wednesday. I will take request, but also will just go through the list…

I got a couple of these the other day and I am going to record tomorrow night, so if there are any other requests my ask box is open

Doing this again, I’ll record and post tomorrow. Maybe this time I’ll find the cable for my good microphone…

riker-wears-a-skant:

darkravn:

darkravn:

lagio:

  1. Recite a poem.
  2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
  3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
  4. Do a tongue-twister.
  5. Say something in a different language. 
  6. Share an anecdote.
  7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
  8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
  9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
  10. Tell a joke. 
  11. What did you have to eat today? 
  12. Talk about something that really scares you.
  13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
  14. What is your favorite word?
  15. What is your least favorite word?
  16. What turns you on?
  17. What turns you off?
  18. What sound or noise do you love?
  19. What sound or noise do you hate?
  20. What is your favorite curse word?
  21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  22. What profession would you not like to do?
  23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  24. If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

LEGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wanna do this. most likely tuesday or Wednesday. I will take request, but also will just go through the list…

I got a couple of these the other day and I am going to record tomorrow night, so if there are any other requests my ask box is open

Doing this again, I’ll record and post tomorrow. Maybe this time I’ll find the cable for my good microphone…

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livelongandgetiton:

you have forgotten me

(sorry i forgot the second d oops)

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owldee:

this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have

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